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MAYA

Name: Maya Gayle Hope

1) What is your favorite word?  Dare.  Oh, and chick peas.  Is that one word?  Kinesthetic.  And copastetic.  Why?  Where is this going?

2) What is your least favorite word? Gangsta.

3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?  Um, Dr. Maya Angelou, my godmother in my head. Words.  Word.  And scarves.  Don't ask.

4) What turns you off? Cheating fiancés.

5) What is your favorite curse word? Bitch  Nobody's going to see this, right?  Just put "damn."  That's better.  Right?

 

 


MAYA'S RECIPE FOR

TRICKIN' OUT RAMEN NOODLES

INTO A HOME COOKED MEAL

Ingredients:

2 (3 oz.) packages of Oriental flavor instant Ramen noodles - they come with seasoning packets.  (3 for only 99 cents!)

Bell Pepper & Onion

Oil or butter

Tomato, optional                                    

Instructions:

Take the starving out of starving artist.  Toss one of the 2 seasoning packets.  They are way too salty to use both.  If you do you'll end up retaining so much water that you'll look like an old sausage.  Always have bell peppers.  They usually cost around 49 cents and will last a good 2 ½ weeks.  Dice up an onion and add a slice of tomato and you are good to go.  Stir it together with butter or oil and add a pinch black pepper.  If you serve it to friends give it a fancy name. Doesn't Noodles Canton sound better than "Want some oodles of noodles?"

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A Simon & Schuster Pocket Books Paperback Original

Maya, the sociologist who needs a life

Athena, the wannabe rapper

Shell the Boy Wonder, hip hop mogul

Big Rob, the man

Luci, the brand-happy publicist

Thug, the rapper with something to say

Pimp, member of group Black Death

DJ Manifesta, at home on the radio, in a club, or running her mouth.

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