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Name: Luci Mefisto. 1) What is your favorite word? Marv. It’s Ab Fab. 2) What is your least favorite word? Budget. 3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Tiffany’s
and Media. I’m the best at what I do. 4) What turns you off? Non-believers. You are totally sweating that pic from my modeling days, aren't
you? 5) What is your favorite curse
word? Bargain. F*ck. LUCI'S RULES FOR LOOKING MARV 1. Check your outfit in the light to make sure that it's flash proof. With camera phones being the norm,
this is for the little people too. 2. You look
absolutely gorg from the front. Have you checked a full length mirror to see how you look from the back? 3. Always sleep in a bra. You'll be perky until
you're drooling in a nursing home. (Kill me before that happens.) 4. Sleep on your back to avoid wrinkles. Black don't crag but is sags and bags like everybody else. 5. Use coffee grinds mixed with yogurt on your cellulite.
It's magic. 6. Spray your face with hairspray
to set your makeup. Who cares if it's toxic. You will be flawless. 7. Use only your pinkies on your face. Ever. The other fingers are too strong both before and after botox. 8. Slather your body with diaper rash cream every night
before you go to bed. You will literally be as soft as a baby's bottom. 9. Immediately have every hair on your body lasered off. Body hair is very 1999. 10. Never tell the truth about beauty secrets or where you bought things to stay
ahead of the herd. In
Stores Nationwide A Simon & Schuster Pocket Books Paperback
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BOOM BOOM POW. My facebook page is sadly at capacity. And I have personally sent less than 20 requests ever. With 5,000 friends I have hit their maximum limit, but have no fear! I just started a new facebook fan page. Come party with me on my new facebook!
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